This and That

Can I put my P.S. at the beginning and say, "skip to the end if you just want to laugh!"?
What's wrong with this headline? "Gunplay Leaves Four Dead In City."
If they make the seats bigger, how will we ever know we're fat?
Even women have porn addictions. Christian ones, too. Gawsh!
I couldn't fall asleep here. The ceiling wouldn't let me. But then, I couldn't afford to sleep here, anyway.
Photo credit: Corcoran
That whole NASA Muslim-outreach thing? Never mind. Per Press Secretary Gibbs, that silly Bolden just didn't know what he was talking about.
Tensions felt by Democratic incumbents up for re-election continue to swell. Indeed Democratic governors describe the Obama v. AZ case as "toxic."
Why so tense, Mr. Congressman? Too many constituents?

(Mentioned by Peggy Noonan in her column this weekend, this Sally Fieldesque clip):

Alrighty then. At least Polanski can eat, drink, and be merry.
Last but not least, some comic relief. It gets funnier and funnier (about 2:50 in length):

Labels: Bolden And Nasa, Ciro Rodriguez, Claire Mccaskill, DadS Life Rap Parody, LimbaughS Ny Condo, Polanski, Theater Seats Get Bigger, Women And Porn