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Beep. Beep. Beep.
Me (waving off the cavalry): Oh, I always beep.
Stern security man: Mam, have you had a hip replacement?

Security man (loudly, wielding metal wand): A hip replacement!
Me: NO! Do I look old enough to have had a hip replacement?
Security man: Well, mam, I've seen people in their FORTIES who've had them.

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