Dancing With the Star

If you were a 50-year old single mom to a young son, if you'd kept the father clueless about his parentage until the boy was already a toddler, and if you knew that in one short year, all eyes would be on you, former paramour and handmaiden to this political star . . . would you let the man buy you a house on Native Dancer Street?
Oh, what we'd all give for a crystal ball.

On another note entirely, where did the ridiculous phrase "love child" come from? I know it refers to a child born out of wedlock, and it's better than "bastard," I suppose. But still. It's so Phil McGraw gauche.
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