0 comment Wednesday, April 30, 2014 | admin
Rush mixed it up pretty good today, sternly warned the president to "keep your hands off my tea bag!" and coming up with the Obamiranda warning:"You have the right to remain silent while we fondle you. Anything you say while we fondle you can and will be used against you. You do not have the right to speak to an attorney while we fondle you. In fact, if you try to speak or object in any way while we fondle you, you will be fined and/or jailed and we will call the local cops. Do you understand our rights over your rights as they have been read to you here while you're in line to get on an airplane?" Speaking of balls, Limbaugh brought up ballsy James Carville's recent quip to reporters which infuriated the thin-skinned White House. "If Hillary gave Obama one of her balls, they'd both have two." But the recalcitrant Carville says he is not sorry.
In completely unrelated news from across the pond that I just feel compelled to mention, you'll be shocked to learn what many Muslim school children in Britain are being taught.
Oh, gosh, where to start? That anyone who doesn't believe in Islam will go to hell. That some Jews were transformed into pigs and apes. Thieves who break sharia law should lose their hands (and feet, if they're repeat offenders).Last but not least, the teenage students are taught where to make the flesh cuts for the amputations.
Tolerance, people. Tolerance!
Labels: Amputations, Balls, James Carville, Muslim Children, Obamiranda Warning, Rush Limbaugh, Sharia Law